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how do youu catch your wife cheating?


There’s a product that is called checkmate. Google it. It shows where sperm has been. Even if they use a condom, some of it gets everywhere. If you get positive results that you know wasn’t caused by you, do the fake business trip. Video without audio is admissable in court I believe. If there are kids involved and you want custody, get evidence. Does she perfume her underwear? Dead giveaway.

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, June 8th, 2010 at 4:09 am and is filed under catch your wife. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

4 Responses to “how do youu catch your wife cheating?”

  1. Flight Attendant Kori Says:
    June 8th, 2010 at 9:33 am

    Tell her you are going on a business trip, or to visit _________(someone who lives in another state), or some excuse that you will be out of town.

    Tell her about 2 weeks in advance.

    If she is cheating, this will give her plenty of time to set up a tryst with whoever.

    In front of her, call and make hotel or rental car reservations (you can cancel them a few minutes later when she’s not around)

    On the day, pack a suitcase and kiss her goodbye. Tell her you will miss her soooooo much, etc.

    Now, the best thing to do is have a buddy involved and have him stake out your house. If she leaves, follow her. Watch for anyone coming over.

    If she is guilty, you will catch her.

    If she is innocent, you will be sweet to her for the rest of your life for doubting her. You will realize that you were insecure for thinking bad thoughts about your sweetie. You will never cheat on her and never accuse her of cheating on you.
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  2. catnip Says:
    June 8th, 2010 at 10:01 am

    If she is cheating in your own bed, put itching powder in the sheets before you leave the house, then see if she is itchy when you get home.

    Just be sure to remember to make an excuse to washthem when you get home.
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  3. fizixx Says:
    June 8th, 2010 at 10:42 am

    LOL….great answers!!

    I agree!
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  4. kielbasa7 Says:
    June 8th, 2010 at 11:17 am

    There’s a product that is called checkmate. Google it. It shows where sperm has been. Even if they use a condom, some of it gets everywhere. If you get positive results that you know wasn’t caused by you, do the fake business trip. Video without audio is admissable in court I believe. If there are kids involved and you want custody, get evidence. Does she perfume her underwear? Dead giveaway.
    References :

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